What does Deborah Roberts have that I don't have? I mean I'm a princess. I'm a princess and I don't even poop. I bet she poops :( Why doesn't Al Roker love me? WHY DOESN'T HE LOVE ME??!??????????? DEATH TO THE DEFILER.
As high princess of Castle de la Roker, I sentence the defiler to death. MY LOYAL SUBJECTS, IF YOU SEE AL WITH THIS WOMAN I WANT HER DEAD I WANT HER DEAD. I WANT TO BATHE IN HER BLOOD. I WANT TO CHEW OFF HER NIPPLES. I WANT[EDIT: I'm so sorry I used the f-word b4; Satan was inside my brainstem again. I'm sure me and Deborah Roberts can talk this out.].
Princess Laucherella <3