I'm MTV Movie Award winning actor Henry Cavill. After the tragic death of Princess Laucherella following complications from a Covid vaccine, her body was discovered so severely eaten by crabs that they only made a positive ID based on dental records last month. At this point, the royal family used the equity of her vast estate to hire me to play the role of this talented animator in perpetuity.

I will admit, I didn't know much about this website at the beginning, but as someone who prides myself in immersive method acting, I have thrown myself into it. I'm now intimately familiar with the Star Syndicate, the Cyberen Sillies, and evangelical Christianity. I have even learned Flash animation!

So what will change around here? Nada! You won't even notice I'm here. That's the beauty of movie magic, baby! Thank you to the royal family and the Star Syndicate for placing their trust in me while I melt into the role of a lifetime.

Cavill out!