when the squeal is near.

A Newgrounds user known as Westies has recently left sexually explicit private messages to SEVERAL Newgrounds users. The PMs are all homoerotic in nature. They generally contain graphic descriptions of him masturbating, as well as countless - often bizarre - sexual activities including but not limited to "jamming three fat cocks" and "opening an umbrella" in his "tight Irish ass".

It gets even worse. There's apparently a video of him going around Newgrounds right now where he's getting fisted to this cheesy but very relaxing music!!! Warning: This video IS shocking, and IS Westies!

I for one am outraged by this "Westies" character's perverse lack of moral fortitude. If you are too, or if you have also been sexually harrassed by this user, please help raise awareness by copying this news post, and posting it on your user page.

I hope Cyberen has had a lovely 24th birthday!

This may be his last birthday as a free man for a very long time, as he has recently been arrested for the murder of a rival artist (read all about it on the BBS)! Please wish our dear friend well:

http://cyberen.newgrounds.com/

Happy birthay, Brock! I love you! :<

-Princess Laucherella

Brock Janson is a lot of unsavory things, but he is not a cold-blooded murderer. Please give your favorite NGger Cyberen support because he is about to go through what will probably be a very nasty trial!

I love you, Cyberen!

<3

Laucherella

http://cyberen.newgrounds.com/

PS

The Barney Bunch is once more open for business, kiddies! Join today!

http://z11.invisionfree.com/cyberen_si llies/index.php?act=idx

Well folks, Adam-Ant and I are getting the old gang back together and, for the first time in a year and a half, REOPENING THE CYBEREN SILLIES FORUMS!

So if you're an old member from 06 or 07, COME BACK; WE LOVE YOU!!!

Also, of couse, if you're interested in joining the elite force of people united by a vision of Cyberen's silliness spread all around the world, we look forward to seeing you! :-D

- Princess Laucherella

EDIT: Good golly, I'm a bit late posting this here, but WELCOME BACK CYBEREN!!!! WE LOVE YOU!!!!!

EDIT 2: CYBEREN SILLIES OFFLINE UNTIL WE FINISH MAKING THE CYBEREN SILLIES MOVIE. YOU GUYS WILL CRAP YOUR PANTS. IN THE MEAN TIME, PLEASE REMEMBER THAT I LOVE YOU ALL ALWAYS! <3

I'm starting to get worried about his health, as he is likely to develop diabetes later in life if he keeps stress eating like he is (chemo is really rough on your body and spirit).

Next time you pop by Cyberen's blog (http://cyberen.newgrounds.com) to drop a few kindly words (like so many of you have been doing), please see if you can motivate him to shed a few pounds with positive, uplifting messages about how swell it is to be fit!

C'mon Brock! Get out of that dang bed! Exercise is really fun!!! :-)

I'm only telling you guys this because this joint is known for its compassionate user base; therefore I don't really think this needs to be said, but please don't give him a hard time (it's only ok for me to bust his chops a lil bit because we're internet best friends :-P).

Speaking of busting Brock's chops, here's a lil chop-busting caricature I made in MSPaint:

Me and Adam Ant have been workin' around the clock on an extra-special Cyberen Sillies spin-off JUST FOR YOU!

Do to the immense popularity of the "Horsebitch" character of Cyberen's fancy, the first of every month we will have a toon especially about her!

The first of January 2009, you will meet Jessica, the stunning, horse-mounted girl better known as the esoteric "Horsebitch" seen on the sidelines of the Cyberen Sillies. Many of your questions surrounding this mysterious character will be answered, and many more will be raised! Jessica knows a lot about Cyberen - certainly more than he knows about her!

The Horsebitch offers a very different perspective on Cyberen's venerable ventures. It would seem that the guardian angel who has helped Cyberen through the tightest of squeezes has a name - and a horse!

But who is the Horsebitch? Can she be trusted? You'll have much time to speculate about Jessica's sinister secret, laughing along with her as she saves Cyberen from some serious pickles in mis-adventures you thought you knew well!

The Cyberen Sillies present: The Horsebitch Hijinks!

Coming 2009

PS: Remember to go to Cyberen's Newgrounds blog at http://cyberen.newgrounds.com and tell him you hope he feels better, as he is still suffering from breast cancer. -Lauch

NOTE: Brock J., the REAL Cyberen is battling breast cancer. Yeah, it can happen to men, and it isn't funny. Please give him your support at http://cyberen.newgrounds .com. He appreciates the crap out of it.

EDIT: i found my precious Balli :]

EDIT 2: HE'S GONE HE'S GONE HE'S FUCKIGN GONE OH GOD I MISS YOUJ MR BALLI COME HOME

ANSWERS TO MR. BALLI. KNOWS LOTS OF WORDS. I MISS HIM VERY MUCH AND WOULD LIKE HIM TO COME HOME. REWARD AVAILABLE.

HERE IS A PICTURE:

i've been real busy getting ready for my band;s demo. i can promise you there will be more cyberens, and if we're both lucky the first one will have some of my music in it folks ;p

love lauch <333

ps check this shit out (yeah, its real):