It's been 5 long years, boys and girls! Many of you thought I had abandoned you; that couldn't be further from the truth. Now, ol Princess Laucherella wouldn't be a very good role model to you kids out there in "cartoonland" if I wasn't always honest.
I'm not going to lie to you, boys and girls, it's been rough. I've spent the last 5 years in a mental facility in the aftermath of an incedent wherein I bit the wife of television personality Al Roker. After years of deep soul searching and having my brain partially destroyed by Electro Convulsive Therapy, I have once again learned how to control my bladder and operate Adobe Flash.
You can expect more wholesome cartoon fun in the future, and maybe even the return of Newgrounds most beloved character Cyberen!
Remember that I love you, and if someone offers you drugs or alcohol tell them your liver says NO THANKS, then shame them and tell them they are going to hell!